Year 2004
The country of Japan
Director Takao Nakano
Scenario Takao Nakano
Producer Hideaki Nishiyama, Akihiko Kaizu, Kenji Mochiduki
Nobuhito Kitsugi operator
Artist Raita Furyuya
Genre of horrors, comedy, ..
Premiere August 22, 2004, ..
Time 60 min. / 01:00
A group of teenagers comes to an abandoned house to arrange a party – a drink and make love. A certain parasite is instilled into one of the girls, after which fangs grow out of her vagina and she begins to kill them all.
What. What the hell are they going there? Idiots. Crap. How do I want all these backs to die. I hate! I hate youth like them. What? They are completely sick? I … I just can’t understand where such “people” come from from the brain? Why do they need it? Oh … Okay … suppose they are very brave and decided to go to a place where it is clear (for them) in the Japanese language that it is dangerous and should not enter! Idiots, by God. Penetrated the morons!
I still can’t understand why they are so ** stubborn and why they have no brain. Moreover, these drunks. Perverts and just oligophrenics, noticing his mother of his fucking freezing, did not check what was there!? WHY? Oh … even I saw the outlines of a person there, but no … They are too cool for all this shit and went further, thinking that this was just the most ordinary refrigerator. OK! Suppose they are blind -haired idiots, but as an ordinary girl could not be saved in a bath, in which it is almost impossible to drown from drowning an evil woman. OK. I met a lot of nudity in this film a lot of unnecessary? For what? A? Drive the psyche to ordinary people? As my friend said: “Almost all the Japanese perverts” and you know, after watching, I begin to slowly lean towards his opinion. The film is completely predictable. The characters are fierce downs who are not like acting in films, they cannot live! Oh … also elements of light erotica were present there. Either the creator of a pervert … or the creator of a pervert who escaped from the "yellow house"!
Why? I … I want to … pour … myself … eyes … Bozhaeeee! This is such a debilism! Why did the guy, when he was deprived of dignity, simply did not take and did not run away, because under such an impression and after what happened, he clearly had to stand out the sea, just a sea of adrenaline, which he could use to dump from it and escape. Moreover, the hands were free! Why couldn’t he just push a woman with a vagina – a killer? Blooo…. it’s just nonsense. I no longer know what to think about the continuation, I have no idea how the Vagina-killer will kill a standing person.
Okay … the amount of erotica https://signorbetcasino.co.uk/ increases exponentially. I would say that she is present every 2 minutes, because this is really so, if you look at what the characters are doing, then this is his mother, just nonsense! They are just nothing! Do nothing to be saved. How could you tell that everything was in order with the girl, if more recently, her glasses of the one whose face were eaten a couple of minutes ago fell from her vagina? Hahahah! Madness … That’s what awaits me. It seems to me or I gradually lose my mind?
Okay, I think 20 minutes left, I will live and there will be nothing worse for my brain that has already been. Oh yes … they also showed us that this monster can multiply with the help of larvae. Judging by what I saw, larvae can only live in female individuals due to the presence of the vagina.
Um … the meaning of the film? Show boobs? Trying in shit roles of a shitty film? Well, Okay. Even if so, then why? Why do they spoil people’s brain? This … it’s just the most delusional film that I saw. The girl went and killed everyone. OK. But why? The point of killing everyone? Why did they not leave right away? Why in almost all thriller films people are so smart and brave that instead of running away they continue to go on a direct road to their death? Oh … I think I will never understand all this, I think the point in the film, no one will ever see, because he really is not there. Although no.
– There is an idea: “Show boobs and blood together”.
– Yes! This is such a great idea!
– Oh yes … and no matter what no one thinks that this porn let’s not show the genitals and add the plot. Suppose a monster living in a vagina!
– Yes! Great idea! Let’s take off.
– How? We have no money!
– Do not care. We’ll come up with something
That is how everything happened among the creators of this pseudo -film.
Opinion, in general.
Initially, the idea looks crazy and promises to be a fierce shit comparable to the “Nazis-Serfing”, but then when you watch it throughout the hour of its component of the film, you understand that, after watching, you will not just get off with a slight fright and basin of the vomiting, but will lose part of your brain. Personally, I still can’t forget the terrible that I saw in this *sarcasm mod on *magnificent, breathtaking with an exciting and logically thought -out plot *Sarcasm mod off *
You know … After watching, I thought the bum with a shotgun thought that I wouldn’t see anything more terrible and was going to watch troch films anymore, but after watching this work of art, I think that now I can’t do anything murder in an open area. This film is terrible and terrible in the sense that he is a thriller and, as it were, is obliged to scare a person! And he is terrible because he is a miserable! Wretched to the impossibility.
Sounds? No, I didn’t hear. All sounds were in the impudent stole from the Internet or simply ruined, only the sound of bite off is worth. How realistic he is. Sound operator? No, I didn’t hear. I am sure that only 1 people processed everything and then he studies somewhere in college or in vocational schools or does not study at all. But the sound here is simply terrible, starting from the sound of opening the doors to the sounds of walking in some cases.
In some moments of light there is simply no, more precisely, it is, but it is made more with the help of a program, if a manually set by a light bulb.
What kind of dog production can be discussed? These fucking assholes instead of being saved. And they began to look for a girlfriend! For what? Idiots? I personally would have dumped at the first opportunity, saved, unlike these pieces of shit. They run slowly and convex. Either they smoked something or just drank, or they just play too badly, which is more likely. When a person was pushed, he just falls. It feels like these are not people, but rag dolls. I would even say that the characters are not playing people. And some stupid brainless creatures without muscles. Oh my god. And why pancake girls with fragile hands can fill up a bitten kid with only 1 impetus to the ground? It generally makes sense? This miserable film is replete with a huge amount of blood of meat, but most of all in the film is nudity. Dumb wretched Japanese nudity and erotica. It feels like the film was created for the garden-mahists of the fading people and the blood of murdered people.
Plot.
Vagina + Monster, which is in it = excellent film for home and family viewing.
There is almost no plot here, there is something like a monster who is in a female vagina and this monster kills everyone and everything. That is, they don’t even explain to us why all this. All … this … it’s just thoughtless! Where is the explanation why this crap kills? Where did she come from? Monsters can multiply, falling into the body of a female individual, these pieces of shit grow for about 10 minutes even a film time. More and more people are dying and becoming infected with these creatures and now we have 1 girl who is armed to the teeth and is ready to kill everything that moves, but for the sake of a good goal, in order to save his friends. But how? Cut them? Ooky … very smart. This stupid fool remains there, instead of just taking and dumping home without his friends. What is the point of saving those who are already so dead or simply infected or die?
Effects and general view.
It is immediately obvious that no more than 20 bucks were allocated for the film and that is why the intestines were made from a regular tube with a metal pipe on the head look like it strokes it on the head instead of hitting it. I would not want a dream like that. And I don’t advise you.
As a result, we see the newly descended star of the most shitty film of our time. Worse than the film, I don’t know yet. I think the idea of developers was to create the most miserable film from the currently existing. And you know … they perfectly succeeded. I wish them to get brain cancer, AIDS, syphilis, necrosis and complete dying of the skin with Harlequin ichthyosis. All this is waiting for them, I hope that my desire will come true.